Overview
What a Hippo-Crite is a quest with a boss called the Hippo-Crite. Completing this quest rewards each participant with 55 gold, 500 experience, and 3 Hippo eggs. Additional Hippo eggs also become available in the Market for 3 gems each.
Availability & Cost:
It was released on August 10, 2017, and it is not yet known what annual re-release group it will be in. When available, the quest scroll can be purchased from the Quest Shop for 4 gems. It is not part of a quest bundle.
Difficulty & Length:
The Hippo-Crite's HP of 800 makes this a medium length quest, and the strength multiplier of 2 gives it a base difficulty of "medium". Without using Warrior or Mage boss damaging skills, a four-person party typically takes 2-3 weeks to finish this quest.
Description
You and @awesomekitty collapse into the shade of a palm tree, exhausted. The sun beats down over the Sloensteadi Savannah, scorching the ground below. It’s been a productive day so far, conquering your Dailies, and this oasis looks like a nice place to take a break and refresh. Stooping near the water to get a drink, you stumble back in shock as a massive hippopotamus rises. “Resting so soon? Don’t be so lazy, get back to work.” You try and protest that you’ve been working hard and need a break, but the hippo isn’t having any of it.
@khdarkwolf whispers to you, “Notice how it’s lounging around all day but has the nerve to call you lazy? It’s the Hippo-Crite!”
Your friend @jumorales nods. “Let’s show it what hard work looks like!”
Objective(s)
Defeat the Hippo-Crite.
On Completion
The hippo bows in surrender. “I underestimated you. It seems you weren’t being lazy. My apologies. Truth be told, I may have been projecting a bit. Perhaps I should get some work done myself. Here, take these eggs as a sign of my gratitude.” Grabbing them, you settle down by the water, ready to relax at last.
Rewards
| Achievement: What a Hippo-Crite x1 |
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Hippo Egg x3 (Eggs also become available for gems in the Market.) | |
| 500 experience | ||
| 55 gold |
Quest Pets and Mounts
The eggs obtained from this quest can be used to raise the Hippo pets and mounts.
| Hippo Egg | Hippo Mount Icon | |
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| Art by | Euan1 | willowthewitty |
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| Type | Hippo Pets | Hippo Mounts |
| Art by | khdarkwolf and jumorales | Awesomekitty |
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Promotional Art
Artwork featuring the Hippo-Crite was created for the official blog and social media.

Art by Vampitch
Development and Credits
- Release date: August 10, 2017
- Writers: Mike.Antonacci
- Artists: Promo Art - Vampitch; Scroll - Shogirlgeek; Boss - khdarkwolf; Egg - Euan1; Pet - khdarkwolf and jumorales; Mount - Awesomekitty; Mount Icon - willowthewitty
- Announcement on the Habitica blog
- Trello Card






















