Board Thread:The Archery - LFG/@comment-24588074-20140303151520/@comment-80.112.156.124-20140304182210

[*Coughs the breadcrumbs off his beard*] I shall tell you the tale of a bizarre event in Habitica. On an evening like any other, a Dutch fellow was snaking through the woods of the Internet and found an Archery. At the bar was sat a bold warrior named NottNott. The fellow was told he was one of the Merciless, but none of the stories mentioned what made them so merciless. When folk had already started to leave the warrior confronted the fellow. "Ye were lookin' at my the whole ev'ning, what ye want?" The fellow replied: "Word has reached me that you are one of the Merciless and I would like to join your party. On my quest of studying physics, competing in table tennis and loving my lady with all my heart; I cannot do less than overachieve. In aid of that, it is that I sincerely wish to join your party." And then the warrior replied: [Your reply here...]