User:Darks Lanfear

Hello there!

There are only two reasons why you could possibly be here. 1. You clicked on the wrong button. In that case, thank you for coming, and good luck finding where you wanted to go!

The other possibility is that you actually wanted to read this profile. I mean, you really want to be here. You want to read about where I'm from and who I am and try to get a feel for me. You are still reading, so I think it's a safe bet you want to know more. Well, it all began on a dark and stormy night...

...or that is what all the books would have you think. Really it began on a hectic sunny day in California, if you really want to know. Even on the day of my birth I was an onry little trickster. The delivery doctor told my mother he had to leave no later than 5:30pm to catch his flight out of the country, and if I wasn't there by then, someone else would have to take over. I was born at 5:29pm. Cut it a bit close there, but what's life without a little fun?

Fast forward however many years and you now find me in Wisconsin. It's a little different here - there's more snow than sunshine in any given year - but it is where I currently call home. I managed to find my significant other, who tries to keep me in line, and we have a puppy as well, who encourages me to do what I want all the time. Between the two of them I am happy and kept relatively out of trouble.

So thank you for stopping by, and I hope you liked the little blurb about me. Feel free to contact me if you want more information.

Have a great day!

-Kat