User blog comment:TetoIsGreat/Who is Purplatypus?/@comment-24672610-20150317033645

I... what?

Oh! I see what you're doing!

Am I actually supposed to post weird facts about myself? I guess I'll go with your original request of three...

1. I own duct tape in 80 or so different colors and patterns

2. I play Quidditch

3. I always wear my watch upside-down